Tuesday, April 27, 2010

The Superman Of 1000 Faces

Posted by Colin Doyle, April 27, 2010

SHAQ:



CHARLES BARKLEY:

No Mr. Bond, I Expect You To Die.....

Posted by Sean Doyle, April 27, 2010
Photo Courtesy of James Hill & The New York Times

Mikhail Prokhorov, David Stern's man in Moscow, is getting ever closer to his dream of owning an NBA franchise. Despite noise from a New Jersey Congressman about Mr. Prokhorov's dealings with Zimbabwe, the NBA Board of Governors is set to approve the Russian Billionaire's application for majority ownership of the Brooklyn/New Jersey Nyets on schedule.  This is an exciting prelude to the most interesting free agent market (maybe) ever. Prokhorov was known as a free spender as the owner of the CSKA Moscow Basketball club, and with $24 million in available salary cap space for 2010-2011, Nyets fans should be pretty pumped that Goldfinger, er Prokhorov, is the man in charge.

Monday, April 26, 2010

SHWACK?

Posted by Colin Doyle, April 26, 2010

Apparently, when Shaquille O'Neal isn't coming off the bench for Cleveland to foul everyone in a 20 ft radius, he's doing this...


Makes you wonder (re: DREAD) what some of these other guys are up to off the court.

YEAH...

Posted by Colin Doyle, April 26, 2010

....STAR



Thursday, April 22, 2010

Big Philly Style

Posted by Sean Doyle, April 22, 2010

Photo Courtesy of Ron Antonelli/NY Daily News

Right-hander Phil Hughes had a no-no going into the 8th inning the other night in Oakland. This is the second time in three years that Big Philly Style has flirted with a no-hitter. Back in 2007 Hughes had the Texas Rangers shut down through 6 and 1/3 innings before an injury forced him off the mound. This time, Hughes lost his bid for immortality when he misplaced Eric Chavez's ball on the mound. Barring that strange play, #65 would more than likely have picked up his first no-no. Either way, Hughes fanned ten, upped his season record to 2-0, and showed everyone once and for all that he truly belongs in the rotation.

Now about that Vazquez character....

Photo by Sean Doyle

L-Frank Gets Frank!!

Posted by Sean Doyle, April 22, 2010


Lawrence Frank, formerly, of the New Jersey/Brooklyn Nyets dropped some Garden State sized expletives on ESPN First Take the other day. I guess Frank's time in the Meadowlands swamp helped to dirty up the boy genius' vocab.

Friday, April 16, 2010

FIGHT OF THE CENTURY!

Posted by Sean Doyle, April 16, 2010

Image by Sean & Colin Doyle

Let's get ready to rumble!!!

Jay-Z has hit the Clown Prince of Beantown with a $5 million dollar lawsuit for trademark infringement and cyber-squatting for stealing the name of his popular night spot the 40/40 club. Apparently, Papi used the same logic for "borrowing" the name (he used Forty-Forty as opposed to 40/40) that he did when denying his failed steroid tests. This seems like an obvious win for Hova except for the fact that Papi opened the club in the Dominican Republic. Will authorities in the D.R. protect Papi? Whatever the outcome this is just another chapter in the ongoing war between the Red Sox Nation and the Yankee Empire...

Here's the NY Post's View.

Thursday, April 15, 2010

Some Mistakes Are Worth Getting Right.

Posted by Colin Doyle, April 15, 2010


After observing Javier Vasquez's first two outings back in the pinstripes meet with little success, It seems the Yankees are intent on getting this mistake right. Vasquez is working with an 0-2 record thus far, prompting reassurances from the announcers that "this guy has got great stuff". I'm not going to write him off after 2 games, but this seems awfully familiar.

Here is a list of other Yankee pitchers who "had great stuff."

Carl Pavano
Kevin Brown
Kyle Farnsworth
Chien-Ming Wang
Randy Johnson
Kei Igawa
Jose Contreras
Jaret Wright
Kenny Rogers

So far Vasquez seems destined to join these legendary ranks.

DEAD GM WALKING?

Posted by Sean Doyle, April 15, 2010


After 8 games, the Metropolitans are 2-6 and right in the middle of a tough road trip. Meanwhile, the mighty Phillies are off to the races at 7-1. It's over folks. There will be plenty of empty seats in Flushing this summer as the "Amazin's" bottom dwell in the NL East (again). WIth an estimated 2010 payroll of $136 Million, good for first in the NL (again), Mets GM Omar Minaya has built an aging expensive unwatchable mess. On top of that, there is little hope for the future as stooge Tony Bernazard destroyed the Mets' farm system through sheer incompetence. Bernazard's ineptitude was legendary and Minaya's faith in his abilities should have long ago sealed the Met GM's fate. Yet the Wilpons have stubbornly stood by their embattled GM, defying logic and insulting their fan base's collective intelligence. Now let the countdown begin as the sun (thankfully) sets on the Age of Omar.

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Will Tonight Be David Lee's Swan Song?

Posted by Sean Doyle, April 14, 2010

Photo Courtesy of Marc Berman & The New York Post

I hope this isn't it for D-Lee. Honestly, in this dark decade for the Knicks, he was probably the only bright light. He showed up as a late first round pick, more of a role player than anything else, and emerged into a legit 20-10 All-Star. He had hustle, moxy, and a damn good work ethic and the Garden faithful loved him for it. I can remember many dreary nights at MSG where Lee was the only reason I didn't cut out in the third quarter. If this is it tonight, thanks for the memories #42!!!

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Hideki Matsui Still Working For Yanks?

Posted by Colin Doyle, April 13, 2010


Image courtesy of Yahoo Sports.

Hideki Matsui, the World Series MVP who was let go by the Yankees at the end of last season, made his debut as an Angel in the Bronx this afternoon. Matsui was greeted with applause and cheers of gratitude at the stadium. He was even the victim of a practical joke by his old teammates, who gave him a bum ring. Whatever magic he worked for the Yanks in the final game of the World Series in the Bronx last year he worked again today, going a shocking 0-5 at the plate. In what turned out to be a close game, Matsui's 180 degree performance allowed the Yanks to start the season at home off right with a 7-5 win over Anaheim. Thanks Godzilla!!!

Is "Next Town' Larry Brown Nuts?

Posted by Sean Doyle, April 13, 2010

Photo Couretsy of Ringling Bros & Barnum & Bailey Circus


Larry Brown, the only man to coach every single NBA franchise while feeling no discernible connection to any of them, is about to hit the old road again. He's set to return "home" to the Philadelphia 76ers this just after "returning home" to North Carolina, which was preceded by "returning home" to New York. Peter Vecsey of the NY POST has it that Next Town Brown is headed back to the city of brotherly love to take control of that flagging operation from top to bottom.

Friday, April 9, 2010

2010 MLB PREDICTIONS

Posted by Sean Doyle, April 9, 2010

Photo by Drew Hallowell/Getty Images North America

NL MVP: Chase Utley
NL CY YOUNG: Roy Halladay
NL ROOKIE OF THE YEAR: Jason Heyward
NL BATTING CHAMP: Albert Pujols
NL MANAGER OF THE YEAR: Fredi Gonzalez
NL PLAYOFF TEAMS: Phillies, Cardinals, Giants, Marlins (WIld Card)

AL MVP: Justin Morneau
AL CY YOUNG: Zach Greinke
AL ROOKIE OF THE YEAR: Neftali Feliz
AL BATTING CHAMP: Joe Mauer
AL MANGER OF THE YEAR: Ron Washington
AL PLAYOFF TEAMS: Yankees, Twins, Rangers, Red Sox (Wild Card)

WORLD SERIES: YANKEES OVER PHILLIES IN 7

Thursday, April 8, 2010

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Monday, April 5, 2010

Why Is She Smiling?

Posted by Sean Doyle, April 5, 2010

Photo Courtesy of CollegeBars.Net

Because Coach K is fixing to led the Blue Devils to their 4th National Title under his (K's) brilliant stewardship.

Here's all the good coverage:

Duke, Butler defy racial stereotypes (Yahoo Sports)
It's Good vs. Evil, America's Darling vs. The Team People Love To Hate (SI.com)
Butler's Title Hopes Up To Hayward (FoxNews.com)

What A Ho!!

Posted by Sean Doyle, April 5, 2010

Photo Courtesy of Noah K. Murray, The Star-Ledger

Last night, the Yanks dropped their season opener to the Bo-Sox 9-7. It was a typical back and forth slugfest between MLB's reigning superpowers. The game was also notable for the regular season debuts of a couple brand new Yankees; Curtis Granderson and Chan Ho Park. While C-Grand was something sort of grandish, homering to center in his first AB, Mr. Ho Park was something less than stellar. CHP gave up three runs, two of them earned, in the crucial sixth inning. Let's hope CHP steps it up from here for the bleacher creatures are not the most forgiving folk.

Here's the Box Score.

Friday, April 2, 2010

Meet The New Head Coach of St. Johns Basketball... And His Wife... Well, Mostly His Wife.

Posted by Colin Doyle, April 2, 2010.


Photo Courtesy The NY Post

The NY Post just has a way with tacky. I jumped on their website to see photos from the press conference St. Johns held to announce its new Head Coach. Apparently it's some guy called Steve something....I think he's in one of these photos just kind of cropped out.

Seriously? This is what passes for photo coverage of the press conference? HERE

All joking aside, the Storm do indeed have a new head coach. Steve Lavin accepted the job at a press conference held at the University on Wednesday night.

Here is the Post's typically shitty coverage with absolutely no information about the new head coach or the terms of his deal. HERE

Thursday, April 1, 2010

Sleep with one eye open and grip your pillow tight...

Posted by Colin Doyle, April 2, 2010.


Photo courtesy The Daily News

...Because it seems that age is no match for pitching legend Mariano Rivera. Mo has made 5 official appearances on the mound this spring and his ERA remains a perfect 0.00. Sunday will be the season opener and I fully expect the Sandman to show that big fish-eyed dummy Papelbon how its done. One man, one pitch, 5 rings.

Hush little bosox don't say a word
And never mind that noise you heard
it's just the beast up on the mound
Throwing cutters and striking you down!

ENTER SANDMAN!